Elsa, the Pizza Queen
not pizza hut or papa joe’s
my pizzas are for the pros
i don’t care
what they’re going to pay
let the customers in
cheap tuesdays never bothered me anyway
I did not mean for this to go this far….
Walt Disney Pictures presents: Baked
re-think that title
peoples coments man lmao
why you do dis dan?
(has this been made before… imscared it has)
Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”
oh my heart.
of course i’ll go to your party next week. i must warn you though, i’m always fashionably early! in fact i’m heading over now, see you soon
The thing i love most about this is that to anyone watching, who doesn’t know who they are, they probably don’t even realise that is a joke, or that they’re not a couple.
My favourite part of Frozen is where they sing about ice and to describe it they use dramatic words like ‘beautiful!’, ‘powerful!’ and ‘dangerous!’ and then one loser just goes ‘… cold!’
My brother and I make fun of that guy all the time omfg I am so glad other people laugh about this too.
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
^ I’m that kid, and proud of it.
If I threw you down a staircase and I showed a jury what you just added to my post they would not convict me
When you do a group presentation but don’t know what’s going on
i wonder how many bullets have unintentionally hit insects while being shot
the stories coming out of the media hotels at the sochi olympics are just 100% ridiculous
Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?
when people get nice anons and then reply rudely to them
fun fact i photoshopped this picture so every time you reblog it you reblog a lie.. josh isn’t actually that short
THE REAL ONE IS STILL JUST AS HILARIOUS